The Girl With The Holiday Smile

I met a hooker at the grocery store

She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday smile

She told me: "Merry Christmas and peace to you"

She said "I've been workin' this whole night through."

She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "Whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a Christmas tree"

She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "Christmas brings out the best in me"

She said "My heart's so full of love and generosity"

"Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

And "Well the police here and the police there

"They ruin my Christmas spirit everywhere I go."

"Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "Whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a Christmas tree"

She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

Well she told me "goodbye" as she walked away

She said "Son, if you're good maybe on Christmas day"

Whoa-o-whoa...

I said "Whoa my whoa me, she looks so good beneath my Christmas tree"

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday...

I met a hooker at the grocery store

She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday..

Well lord lord, she's the girl with the holiday...

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday..

Silent night shining so bright

She ain't holy but she can hold me tight

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday...