Amazing Tongue Twister Rap

I... Adamantly attack the alphabet

With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium

I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic

An asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic s,

But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat

Brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef

Cause I'm a carpenter, when I come carvin' your carcass

Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet

Crumble chron' with my Colorado and my Cal cronies

Cram it full of condiments like it's a Calzone

Delicious! but I didn't drive and drink

Whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an

Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned

Just entered me in the election

I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis

Of the erection

A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon

Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in

Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside

Golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified

A hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me

And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy

In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris

And hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hips

I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues

Jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu

Killin em like a kid... got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza

In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin

I'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the Kremlin

But I kick through your door, kall me Kramer Kardashian

Lethal. Literally litter a little limerick

That be littler than a Leprechaun

A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem

Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron

Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska

Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA

Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a:

Orthodon'tist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia

Oswalt: Patton

Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent

I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion

I got a question, I gotta quiz ya

Should I quirk up the quotes and make the flow quicker

Really getting ready for the revolution

Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort

Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin

Like a sheet of Sudafed I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse

TITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAG

TERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAG

THUGS

ARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'S

VIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUS

With the wicked wombats only walking where women is

Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu

XoXo

Yippy-ki-yay,!

Yours' Truly,

Mac

YES YO!

Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra.