Know It All

I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face

She swears that he loves the taste

I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand

Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (god damn)

I know a stripper that's intelligent and swell

But her life's in developmental hell

I know a, I know I got another record I can sell

But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?)

I know a girl with an artist trapped deeply inside her

She provides for herself, she don't need you to like her

She dresses like a famous portrait

She talks like an angel with the makeup of dangerous torment

She don't wanna get married, she wanna get carried away

And figure out how to display all the things she wants to say

She would try to paint

But she don't got the patience that it looks like it takes (oh no)

Plus her thoughts are too colorful to fit inside a picture

Her spirit is the genuine elixir

Her personality is such a brilliant, fucking work of art

She's a devil with a sensitive heart

She don't like the boys that feel like they gotta be cool

And she don't like the fake hoes in Cosmetology school

But one day, she'll show the world

That she's no ordinary, god damn woman

I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face

She swears that he loves the taste

I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand

Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (Goddamn)

I know a cook that's intelligent and swell

But his life's in developmental hell

I know a, I know I got another record I can sell

But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?)

I know a guy that's a bouncer at a bar

He's got tattoos and scars, on his shoulders and arms

I know a girl that's a cocktail waitress

But she's quittin' soon

She don't know how much longer she can take this

I know a guy that always thinks he's right

And he wonders why his friends are hardly ever in sight

I know a girl that never thinks she's right

And she'd probably marry you and everything tonight

I know a guy that's afraid to get married to his woman

He feels like a cushion, she barely tries to push him

It's not that she's hopin' it moves faster

She just feels ready to open a new chapter

She wants to be a caretaker

But he wants to be free

So she doesn't wanna give that advice

But she doesn't understand how it's a sick sacrifice

To be loved so gently while you live half your life

Like, kick back your wife wants to rub your back

She's a humanitarian, she's not a door mat

Your track record isn't perfect, kiddo

Just stop bein' so judgmental (let her love you)

She says she's gonna give some more time to him

Before she admits she can see right through him

And then she'll find a man that'll invest in a wife

And let the other guy miss her for the rest of his life

I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face

She swears that he loves the taste

I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand

Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (Goddamn)

I know a drunk that's intelligent and swell

But his life's in developmental hell

I know a, I know I got another record I can sell

But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?)

I know a dude that's a male bitch

I know a dude that says he's your friend

But it always sounds like a sales pitch

I met a girl that does not eat meat

But she's got a good job so she bought me drinks (why thank ya)

I know a guy that's a social coke head

I know a girl that only sleeps in her own bed

I know a world that is not enjoying itself

I know a world that's destroying itself

I know it all

I know it all

I know it all

I know it all