Mermaid Pornography

Land mines wheel chairs toilet snakes

I'm rolling downhill on broken brakes

Hit it like a squirrel when I fuck rapping

Where a Fallopian tube as a necklace fuck platinum

And fuck having nice cars suck my dick

I wanna grow up to get my bike fixed

Ahhh they put a probe in my urethra

The free clinic test hurts worse than the disease does

My mouth is mechanical

I'm a flesh eating serial killing stuffed animal

Mac Let lactose

Hit'em with a missile launcher cocked like Orgazmo

Dark divine type of charcoal mind

I like chicks who shave their pussy's in a heart design

Kansas Citys crazy I'll be walking up the street

And get my arm chewed off by octopus with teeth

I'm in my laboratory building a disease

My wife has a tail and out children grow on trees

Poke my brain until my fingers purple

Pull a wrecking ball chain off a crane and swing it in a circle

Put your tongue where the mic gets plugged

I got antennas and a slimy body like a slug

I'm not even old enough to get into the club

So I'm with this rolling chick sniffing Vick's vapor rub

Mr. Mac Lethal what chu want to do today

Prolly pass out drunk in the street

Mr. Blockhizzle what'chu want to do today

Fuck Krys we pop bottles of Windex

My name is Mac Lethal king of the midwest

And that's Blockhead you know about him

Yeah ha he's, he's the champion

Ahh, Mr. Blockhead supplies me the ammunition

And I lick the beats pussy and give it an orgasm

My pen is filled with Lava lamp liquid

I'm sicker than those punk rock Gothic damn bitches

Sitting up at Perkin's with black nail polish

Like "Got a dollar, man?" With their fishnet stalkings

Lips bless intoxicated cocky humans

Grab an empty cup and fill it up with body fluids

It takes on Catholic school girl to please the whole crew

She'll be riding home in the trunk when I'm through

Psycho bitches, yeah they love to prick the cock

Like putting Hellraisers skull in the fucking scissor lock

I never even make it to the club

I'm wasted by eight standing in the tub

With pajamas on I pull the hairdryer off the cabinet

And plug it into the electrical safety button outlet

I salivate your moms stench

On the dance floor playing hockey with a urinal mint

Mr. Mac Lethal what chu want to do today

Prolly pass out drunk in the street

Mr. Blockhizzle what'chu want to do today

Get a mermaid naked get loose

And fuck champagne we drinking vaginal juice

At the mermaid party six thousand, ha ha yay

Mr. Mac Lethal what chu want to do today

Prolly pass out drunk in the street

Mr. Blockhizzle what'chu want to do today

Hey yo, yo why do you always ask that

You know I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you as again

I'm on the mic not him...