Dracula

In the fifteenth century lived a prince of nobility

His Father's nickname was Dracula, which means the

dragon or the devil

Dracula was the son of the devil or the dragon

And he lived up to his name

A name that goes on in infamous fame

Terrible atrocities

Suffering and misery

Vlad the Impaler inflicted on his enemies

Excruciating painful torturous misery

Vlad the Impaler imposed upon his enemies

They were Romanian stuck between the Turks and the

Hungarians

His Father Vlad Two tried to plea

Bot of his neighboring adversaries

With the ability to switch sides

To the one with the upper and at the time

For this reason his sons had to spend

Four long years in a Turkish prison

It's not clear from history if his mind was twisted

during captivity

But Dracula was released when his Father Dracula was

deceased

And the when he was free

Vlad became ruler of his country

Vlad the Impaler was the name he procured

For the hideous method of death he preferred

Vlad's favorite way of executing people

Was impaling them on stakes and he watched them as he

ate

Upon the very pointed greased down stakes

Vlad's enemies were placed killing them with their own

weight

Through their heart or navel or mouth and vagina or

anus

Is were the stakes were placed

Vlad's terrifying stakes

Having mass execution by impaling his enemies

Suited Vlad III's tastes

Witnessing their gruesome fate

Vlad's gruesome reign came to an end

Provoking war with the Turks again

In the Turkish territory Vlad's troops were routed

eventually

With his ghastly reputation Christian leaders wouldn't

help Vlad with his altercations

That's the reason for his defeat for what Vlad had sewn

He soon would reap

When the sultan's troops came upon the forest of Vlad's

impaled victims

That slowed their advance for a while

Because of Dracula's killing style

He was exiled and Vlad III

Years later joined the Hungarian army

In a war between the Turks Vlad was dead

And to Constantinople they brought back his head

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