Stoner

She should call me,

I should phone her,

But I'm too shaky,

And she's a stoner.

I'm so friendly,

She's a loner,

I'm on eccy,

She's a stoner.

I haven't got it.

I haven't got it.

I never lost it,

I never had it.

(I'm takin' you to hell)

She likes TV,

Her name's Mona,

I get frisky,

But she's a stoner.

She gets hungry,

Calls me over,

"bring me sweet things,"

She's a stoner.

Spanish family,

Barcelona,

She's my gypsy,

She's a stoner.

He looks shifty,

Drinks corona,

Sells her fifty,

She's a stoner.

She's your mystery organ doner,

You get her kidney, you're a stoner.

Sing it with me,

Sing it slower,

Are you ready?

Shes...

A...

Stoner...