A Message from the Count

Welcome

Yeah, do something like that

Do the, uh, the, like, right in be-, like, in between that

A little scarier? More Dracula?

Welcome!

Welcome!

What? To Dracula's lair?

Welcome, to Hotel Diablo! I am your baggage claim man. I, wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula. How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags? Hello

Dracula is that you?

Ah-haha, you caught me. Yes, it's-

Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on

Fuck that

It's not funny