Plastic Monster

The smell of plastic human monsters is all over the town

Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Is it a monster?'

The smell of monsters is all over the town

They're after me try to catch my soul

Monsters wanna lead me, monsters wanna cheat me

Monsters everywhere make me lose control

Oh yeah they want me, but they won't get me

They try to stick a plastic monster inside of me

[Chorus:]

Whatcha gonna do when they're after you?

We're fast and frightening!

Whatcha gonna do if they want you to?

We hit like lightning

Monster detector - plastic rejecter

Monsters make me sleep with an open eye

Human in disguise, with their empty minds

Monsters in the subway, trying to confess me

I guess I had a monster in my bed last night

They try to stick a monster inside of me

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]

Clit n balls is all it takes to make the monsters lose the chase

Cuz their plastic lives in their plastic sleeves can't stand real beasts Woahhh!

So all you plastics out there mind your own business and let us be

Cuz if you don't, you bring out the real beastsssss!