2002 The Rap Up

Uh,

cover me on the headphones, skillz...

uh

lets go

see this what we gon' do ya'll

recap the 2-002 ya'll

R. Kelly got caught whilin'

he sold more sex videos than he did albums

alot of ya'll went down fam

ya'll did some dumb stuff with sound scam

the industry did micheal jackson greasy

brandy wasn't selling so she put her

pregnancy on tv.

cash money refused to fly

baby said f it man i'm taking juvenille's spot

christina ag she turned in to a slut piece

for her record to sell she let out all of her butt cheeks

rap girls take a lesson from that

cause nobody remembers the girl that

made my neck and my back

and hip-hop was at it again

suge (shook) came home and slick rick went back in

man ya'll took it to the streets again

but this year alot of ya'll called beef again

jd and dre started of dissin

and then they stopped when they

figured out that nobody was listenin

then the irs holled jd's cash off

dre probably in county now

laughing his ass off

by now don't nothing amaze me

and in the middle of the summer man nas went crazy

he was like i got power how they gonna play me

all ya'll wacking yes i was gonna wench jay z

i guess he figured ya'll ain't gonna pump me

the minute he pay ya'll

they put flex on front street

and flex almost got banned when he saw

stef levva he tried to speak with his hands

and stef thugged him like i ain't bout to get played

he drove straight to the presinct like i'm bout to get payed

p.diddy kept cruisin

you wouldn't think half of the year he

didn't even have distribution

ya'll can front like ya'll don't care

but this year god d*mn man diddy was everywhere

and designers made double

we gotta burry burberry we can't wear that no more

and jersey's is next on the list

ya'll was wearing throw backs of playa's that don't even exist

shot out to clipse' they kept it on time

and hardest record of the year that would have to be grindin'

and em became the elvis of rapping

justin tried to do it with black music

ehhhh didn't happen

man this year was a trip

and j.lo and ben will be over by the time ya'll hear this

war time bush wanted action

but we was to busy worry about what missy was saying backwards

snoop stopped smoking indo

micheal jackson put his baby out the window

hot whip, the escalade

i know you want one

the get back at the industry award goes to cam'ron

oh boy was huge

vday gave him the vp and forgot to tell jay z

you know what's more wild

i watched 3lw grow up and turn into destiny's child

and that wasn't expected

them broads lost one member and couldn't sell one record

scarface made a classic

mike tyson got his ass kicked

alot of rapper's kept faking

beyonc'e did alot of datin

kelly rushed her album off a joint with nelly

and got the same results that hype got when he made belly

she still look hot half the time

funniest video of the year well that would have to be mine

production, my man's and them got down

that would be the neptunes they got that hands down

by the rules you gotta play

and i swear that bet got's stock in b2k

but that's another conversation

and tweet know damn well that oops was about masturbation

best of both worlds was sloppy

but damn it still sold a million copies

i was told by the tour artists it's okay to cut

but you know how much tour money that you just messed up

man this year was still gunnin

and 50, 50 came back like umm uh

still beefin with ja and gotti

they coulda chose johnny,ricky or ralph man, why they choose bobby

what's left to say R.I.P to left eye lopez and jam master jay

and that's it for me

this skillz i'll see ya'll in the 2-003