Freak

Yeah

I'm a battleaxe warrior man

They call me the General

Yeah

(This ones for my Grandma)

Yo, yo, yo, yo

My inhabitants are savages

And angry little beasts

So at night we sit around the fire

And have a little feast

I can make you an immortal

Or chew you to the bone

It's up to you

It's simple

No one likes to be alone

Things related simple as a simulated combat

My incubator cracked

I came out an evil wombat

Scratch that

I'm an abstract lab rat

That drinks anthrax

Keeps a hatchet in his backpack

In his hatchback

Killing every Nazi with an arm band

Bad guys think that I have gone bad

These little youngsters are felonious

I spit petroleum, shit bricks and piss Plutonium

Daddy was the guru of some hippies in a commune

Bust a nut and Mommy made a monster in a monsoon

Carnivorous cripple from the way that I deliver raps

Drink the blood of humans

And dine on yucky river rats

People think I'm crazy

Yeah, but that's okay

All I do is sit here writing raps all day

Calling me reclusive

Yeah, but I don't mind

If I don't practice daily

Than my rhymes don't shine

Haven't had a shower in a week

I'm a dirty little freak

All I care about is verses that I speak

And I ain't left the house in 7 days

More than just a phase

My personalities have gone their separate ways

Yo, I'm intense with it

And insensitive

These boys don't like it

But real men get it

I'm absolutely schizo

Grab any utensil

Stab 'em in the abdomen

Quite gladly with a pencil

Immaculately accurate

Attracting all the nympho's

Me not breathing fire is like a dragon with his lips sewn

Spectacular vernacular

Attackin' ya

I'm Dracula

Ejaculating on your accolades and I evacuate

I'm masculine and venomous

You're naturally feminine

But I won't call you bitch

Because I'm actually a gentleman

Time to free the monster

Arisen from beneath

Devour all you mortals

I am more than just a beast

At maximum velocity

I'm possibly the best

But for now I'll have to settle for as awesome as the rest

But now I play it close

Like a possum to the chest

But soon they'll feed me grapes and sprinkle blossoms

I'm THE best!

I'm spittin' fire

Like I'm a fucking pyromaniac

I wrestle with these words

Like I was stuck in Hulkamania

Fucking with the maniac

I'm from Transylvania

Make your head spin

Like the devil that's Tasmanian

I'll chop your head like an Arabian

Maybe an Iranian

I'm crazy and my blades made of titanium

I'm proud to be Canadian

I said I'm proud to be Canadian

I'll scream it in a club or even louder in a stadium!

People think my life it is entirely fantastic

Fire breathing, iron eating, lying little bastard

Theres no defying little giant, I'm a master

Defying me is tyranny and irony is massive

And you don't want this to be a real vendetta

Pull up in a sweater on a teal Lambretta

Shoot you in the face with a steel Baretta

Than visit at the hospital and say "Feel Better!"

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about

Man it feels good to be back

I'm not gonna lie to you

Probably been the best I've felt in a long time

Looooong time

The little monster is back man

I should say, the misguided angel is back

The little monster has arrived

RAWR