Iran

"You ever see a (bleep) give a mule a blowjob?"

Hey! Little Monster

Yeah, I'm a fiery fuckin' beast - holmes I ain't playing

I spit white grease lightning, microphone slaying

I get down upon my knees and I start praying

I'm barbaric with these bars, man I'm archaic

Sleeping on some pizza boxes, was a vagrant

Got rich, started popping oxys - different fragrance

Cause dope addicts don't bathe, they keep to doping

Now I'm fuckin' clean - gonna make it, keep on hoping

I meet a Muslim and say, "As-salamu alaykum!"

Looking at me crazy cause I'm eating a piece of bacon

Quick to machete you like I just came from Iran

My plan - coming up with a high brand

BAX WAR - deadly as the juice that's in a scorpion's tail

Five years - smoking opium in jail

I'm telling ya I was living in a opian hell

Now I owe so much money I don't open the mail

So called friends - bitch, they're hoping I fail

So they can drag me to the bottom where we're broken in hell

Yeah, scum sucking, cock sucking, dirty bottom feeders

Don't need your damn protection, I already got a heater

It's the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch

MadChild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit

Completely bonkers

Thoughts - never constant, kid

If you don't like it

You could suck a donkey's dick

Lead Incredible Hulk and I'm half falcon and half Vulcan

Working out till I'm bulky, you will not see Mad sulking

Not the bad culprit, not corporate, I'm mad morbid

An orphan that won't forfeit, a fortifying rap orchid

Not in the right lodger

My thoughts - they are quite tortured

You're hot, but you're not scorched

Betrayed - in the wrong portrait

Rap, business - covering the hole damn it

Eating bocconcini and Balsamic in a gold hammock

I'm Foghorn Leghorn biting on a ham hock

Dangerous like Nicolas Cage visiting Bangkok

I got fuckin' superpowers like Hancock

Underground rappers don't get bitches - hand cock

Welcome to jam rock

Lucky like a shamrock

Middle aged, still full of childish dreams like a sandbox

Wish that I could find a mermaid, man

So I could stick my sea serpent in a mermaid's clam

Lyrically I'm a power star, outcome could be yucky

Compared to most people on this planet I feel lucky

In a warm bubble bath, playing with my rubber ducky

A couple hot Asians, a little sucky sucky

Me love you long time, but then I'll call a taxi

Cause I'd rather be at home when I am finished, just relaxing

Get a second wind, call a girl named Becky

And stick four fingers up her puss like a trecky

Little young punks, don't you ever disrespect me

Leave you lying - flopping all around like you got epilepsy

Hit you so hard - thoughts, you will not be recollecting

Was an awful lot connected

With those cops, are not protecting

But now thoughts are not projected

Towards a life that's been neglected

I'd rather be a rapper that's eccentric and infecting

So suck my fuckin' ballsack

You can suck my nutsack

Fuck that, I'm a scumbag

Hunch like a hunchback

Suck it!