Uncle Sam

Here they come again

Hop scotching up to my door

One by one again

Knockety knock knocking upon my floor

Swinging on my gate

They gain entry by the yard

Pulling at my hair they scream

Paint your thoughts upon my card

But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all my time he gives me things to do

'cause he's a wonderful man

But I'm sailing across the sea

To see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea

To be with my Uncle Sam

To be with my Uncle Sam

Silly little sniggers from the women liberators

But I'll stand and hold my post

Polished buttons and erect I'll raise the flag

I'll show those women who's the most

But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all of my time,

Gives me things to do he's a wonderful man

But I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam

Sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam

But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow ha ha ha

Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all of my time,

He gives me things to do he's a wonderful man

Sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam