Hollywood

Small town, southern California

Pretty people but I gotta warn ya

They're country as it gets

Divorce - everybody's cheatin'

Rehab - everybody's drinkin'

Welcome to the Wild Wild West

They call it Hollywood

It's not far from Dollywood

Just small towns with a different name

Dysfunctions, dysfunction

No matter what state you come from

It might as well be one and the same

If we said our lives through music

From here and now on

And everybody sang along

We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song

We'd be singing a country song

Tiny dogs and little bitty purses

Cosmos - everybody nurses

They get as trashed as we do, oh oh

Four kids, different baby daddy

Just hum, caught him with a fatty

That goes down in our town too

They call it Hollywood

It's not far from Dollywood

Just small towns with a different name

Dysfunctions, dysfunction

No matter what state you come from

It might as well be one and the same

If we said our lives through music

From here and now on

And everybody sang along

We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song

We'd be singing a country song

Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood

It's one big reality show

Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S

All the same, no matter how you dress

What you drive or who you know

We're all stars in this Springer show

There's silicone and breastaline

Blowing up and getting thin

That's what you get when you set foot in

Hollywood

It's not far from Dollywood

Just small towns with a different name

Dysfunctions, dysfunction

No matter what state you come from

It might as well be one and the same

If we said our lives through music

From here and now on

And everybody sang along

We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song

We'd be singing a country song

It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood

It's one big reality show

Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S

We're all the same, no matter how you dress

We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song

We'd be singing a country song