Sorry

Sorry that we've kept you

What can we do for you

Sorry about the delay

But can you come back Friday

Got your N.I. number

We've been snowed under

Full name and full address

Can't you see we're hard pressed

They don't care about you

It doesn't matter what you do

Don't matter if it's true

Sorry we can't help you

Fill another form in

We'll put it in the dustbin

Kids are all in bad health?

Sorry but we can't help

Sorry! Like hell

I've nothing left to sell

Four weeks and still no cash

And there's no help from the nash