Engwish Bwudd

All i want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly goo

A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard the boat the sweet louisa

And dropped him in the meadowlands where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants

So he spent his formative years (say what?) eating out badonkadonk

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese (say wha?) businessman on a pleasure ship to France

Ooo la la

He don't know why she loves him

He don't know why the sun sets (but)

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Pow Pow Pow

Her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman so

He said get him out of here or I'm gonna bite off your face

No daddy daddy daddy don't daddy daddy daddy

Get the fuck out of my house!

No daddy daddy daddy no daddy daddy daddy

My house!

My house!

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

Fee Fi Fo Fum [growls]