Life Fantastic

And I'll trip a light fandango

My legs are sheer elastic

It's how you envelope me

I'm like a corpse in plastic

You find while at a picnic

When you're just there to kick it

Now you have to call the police

And report somethin' wicked

And the scene, it turns so grisly

And the children, they are crying

You hand them black umbrellas

Tell 'em that the world is dying

It's how you hide your cards

It's how you dress your scars

And let them breathe free

Life,

Fantastic...

Life,

So tragic...

Life,

Fantastic...

And I'll trip a light fandango

I'll dangle from your elbow

It's how you envelope me

Between chaos and beauty

It's like you're at a picnic

And the wind, it turns so wicked

But you cannot call the police

And report what is happening

And the scene, it turns so gnarly

And your mother, she is crying

You take her in your arms

Tell her that the world is dying

Ooh...

Life,

Fantastic...

Life,

So tragic...

Life,

Fantastic.