Day In The Life (Cadillac Doors)

This is a day in the life

See I make big money, and I fuck niggas wives

And I only skate twenty-fo's

Young pimpin still slammin them Chevrolet doors

This is a day in the life

See I make big money, and I fuck niggas wives

And I only skate twenty-fo's

Young pimpin still slammin them Cadillac doors

Got my old school Chevelle, and it's ruby and brown

And the car make that "vroom-vroom, schrrrr" sound

When I pass by ya place, they say "turn down the bass"

But I keep on turnin it up

I know ya don't like me, talkin about'cha wan' fight me

Jump brave dame, show me what's up

Movin on to some other thangs, I just want some chicken wangs

With a lil' barbecue sauce

Say my money young honey, what the fuck, is you a dummy?

Shit, actin like yo ass is the boss

That sign say McDonalds, not Mac'Kims

Actin like you're shy, with them dirty ass Tim's

Move over, Range Rover

I'm comin in this bitch much colder

In a chromed-out, shagged-down Escalade

Bass turned up, sittin peanut-butter suede

I'm thirty-five years old, and I'm filthy rich

And by the way dude, I been fuckin ya bitch

And I got her buck-naked, ridin up in the Vette

And every time she see me, young pussy get wet

You might love your baby-momma, but I like her a lot

For real though dude, you ain't got what I got

And that lil' girl buddy, she look like Wayne

Maybe you should think about changin a name

I got another story, let me tell ya how it go

'Bout a football nigga, that was fuckin my ho

He was hangin with the tramp, like day and night

But what dude don't know, is that I'm fuckin his wife

And by the way mistaaaa, I even fucked ya sistaaaa

I got'cha momma fucked up, payin all of my bills

And your grandmother bought me some spinnin wheels

I stay sharp from my head, to my belt, to my toes

Call me "Rubber-Band Man" cause I keep bank rolls (Damn)

These rookie view, but don't attempt this at home

Unless ya paint super-wet, and ya rims fully grown

A lot of y'all niggas say I shine to much

Weeelll, kiss my ass, y'all can suck my fuckin nuts

Got lil' chrome jets, with livin room sets

And every time I pass, your baby-momma turn her neck

When I come through, bitches go "ohhhhhh"

Niggas go "whooo you", nigga I'm a show you

I'm sharpest that'cha ever seen, pimpin stay super-clean

Shoes to the pants, to the shirt do me on the scene

Five-million dead white boys in the bank

And the check that the Williams brothers gave me is blank

Got five-million nigga, put away for the fam'

And five-million comin, nigga shit got-damn!

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