The Exhibitionist

You're a fabulous monster

In a sideshow of excess

Something like a bearded lady

In an elegant Dior dress

You've the glamour of a killer

Walking in the shade

With your underage criminal lover

Who has a grin like a razor blade

So stand tall

And raise your hand

If weird is wild

And cute is bland

It's a cabaret

A variety

You're the narcissist

An exhibitionist

You always understood

Ordinary is bad

Strange is good

You're a silver-tongued devil

A chimera and a fool

A deviant and a lipstick thief

The epitome of cool

So stand tall

And raise your hand

If weird is wild

And cute is bland

It's a cabaret

A variety

You're the narcissist

An exhibitionist

You always understood

Ordinary is bad

Strange is good

Stand naked to the public

A nude epiphany

You're inter-sex and outer-sex

Extreme androgyny

So come all you fabulous monsters

And all you glamorous freaks

Total exhibitionism is the

Nature of the beast

From the catwalk to the sidewalk

Break free from your leash

We can marvel at your surface

While you hide what's underneath

So stand tall

And raise your hand

If weird is wild

And cute is bland

It's a cabaret

A variety

You're the narcissist

An exhibitionist

You always understood

Ordinary is bad

Strange is good

Let's hear it for the Dog-faced Boy

Three cheers for the Alligator Girl

We can marvel at your surface

While you hide what's underneath

Strange is good