Built-in Bastard Radar

Best of three, the angel said

As daylight burst behind his head

Jacob all night wrestling with his angel

Then out into the boul' St. Mich

He cruises in a new Corniche

Now doesn't God stand up for B-A-S-T-A-R-D-S

Baby you can't lose it

You'd be mad to choose it

Don't you know he was born to do you down

You can't cheat your fate girl

Check the time and date girl

Don't you know he was born to do you down

But guys who show how much they care

Try hard to please and get nowhere

You know that every girl round here got built-in bastard radar

Baby you can't lose it

You'd be mad to choose it

Don't you know he was born to do you down

'Cause what will be will always be

Though stinging kills the honey bee

You know that every girl on Earth's got built in bastard radar

I'm singing one-two in the mike

You know I'm testing

I'm singing Death where is thy sting?

It's only resting

And thank God every woman knows

It's piss and wind and fancy clothes

That make a man a man

Thank God for built-in bastard radar