Neither Did I

Boys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks

Wants you hangin' on every word while she talks

'Bout feelings and flowers and meanin's of things

An how I'm flunkin' all the quizzes in her magazines

Seems that drinkin' here every Friday night

Is an immature monumental waste of time

Did you know she's finally had enough of me

And all of y'all are the reason why

Neither did I

It's all news to me

I didn't have a clue

Hey, pass me that beer

help me think this through

Boys, did you know if she kicks you out

She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse

Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar

With a couch where you can crash for the night

Neither did I

Boys, did you know a ceramic vase

Can bounce of a wall and not even break

And one of them plug it in kitchen knives

Can saw four fishin' rods in the blink of an eye

And three short seconds in a microwave

Make damn sure your Haggard CD never plays

Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress

Cut to there man, justice ain't blind

Neither did I

It's all news to me

I didn't have a clue

Hey, pass me that beer

help me think this through

Boys, did you know if she kicks you out

She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse

Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar

With a couch where you can crash for the night

Neither did I

Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar

With a couch where you can crash for the night

When it's quiet current runnin' through neon gets to hummin'

Like a honky-tonk lullaby

Neither did I