Wag the Dog

Now you can do the Watusi

You can do it if you try

Any puppy Dog or pussy

Can do the jerk or do the fly

Now you can do the Woolly Bully

But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?

Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

You got the shimmy and the hustle

It's all the rage downtown

Yeah, you don't have to have the muscle

To get into the mess around

'Cause you can do the Woolly Bully

But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?

Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

So make him sit, make him stay

Come to heel, go play

Roll him over, lie still

Make him go kill, atta boy

Wag that dog, baby

You have had the duck and mashed potato

Funky chicken on a roll

Move on up a little later

To the monkey and the stroll

Now you can do the Woolly Bully

But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?

Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

Now go bow, bow, wow, wow

Now go woof, woof, woof, woof

Yeah, that's right, wag the dog

The Locomotion Boogaloo

The Hully Gully and the Limbo, too

Wag that dog

Yeah, Hitchhike for me, baby

Now we're Barefootin'

The Funky Funky Penguin

That's the Bug and that's the Frog

Yeah, but can you wag

Wag the dog, can you wag the dog

Wag the dog, can you wag the dog?