I Don't Like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload

And nobody's gonna go to school today

She's gonna make them stay at home

And daddy doesn't understand it

He always said she was good as gold

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

I wanna shoot the whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean

And it types to a waiting world

And mother feels so shocked

Father's world is rocked

And their thoughts turn to their own little girl

Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen

Now that ain't so neat to admit defeat

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

I wanna shoot the whole day down