Bout to Get Ugly

Isn't she a pretty thing?

I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand

Another fella can tip his hat

And I'm as gentle as a p****cat

But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man

Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

A politician on my TV

He says he's only lookin' out for me

He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run

But every year he gives himself a raise

With a chunk of every buck I make

Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun

Well, that's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

I ain't looking for no trouble

Don't wanna start no fight

Don't want more than I got comin'

I only wanna do what's right

Just treat me like I treat you

And we'll get along just fine

But mister, take one step across that line

And that's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones

Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones

And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills me

There ought to be a law against cowboy rap

And all that boy band crap

A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no

But that's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

Isn't she a pretty thing?

I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand