I Hate Chicago

Tuesday mornin' sports page

I've got coffee in my cup

A smile creeps across my face

The Braves had beat the Cubs

I hate Chicago

I'm changing planes in Dallas

I ain't going through O'Hare

It's a thousand dollars more I know

But I don't really care

I hate Chicago

Sara told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now?

I hear the food is great

I hear the summer sure is nice

It's beautiful at Christmas

There's three more reasons why

I hate Chicago

From their WGN station

To their seven feet of snow

The rock band in the 80's

To the Oprah Winfrey Show

I hate Chicago

Sara told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now, Chicago

Sara used to talk about

How one day we would settle down

Find ourselves an old farmhouse

On the outskirts of a small town

And then she told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now?

That's right, I hate Chicago

I hate Chicago

Man, I hate Chicago

And I hate Chicago