I Won't Change Places

I won't change places with anyone tonight

My spirits couldn't be higher

Somebody up there's looking down on me alright

I got all that I desire

Got a long dress

And some chopsticks

And free tickets to the fair

Got a passport and some ice skates

And a copy of Jane Eyre!

I won't change places with anyone, not me

I've got to where I was going

I'm in the spot I always dreamed I would be

I hope my ego's not showing.

Got a suntan

And some goldfish

Stevie Wonder in my car

And an Andy Warhol painting

Of a peanut butter jar.

Got a red hat

And a grandad

And a map of Paris France

Know some card tricks and a few jokes

And a risque Russian dance.

I won't change places with anyone right now

I've got a lot of plates spinning

The cards I'm playing are all aces somehow

It's no wonder I'm winning.

I won't change places with anyone - what for?

I wish the whole world could see me

It would be greedy asking anything more

I'm just so happy to be me.

Got a long dress

And some chopsticks

And free tickets to the fair

Got a passport and some ice skates

And a copy of Jane Eyre!

I won't change places with anyone right now

I've got a lot of plates spinning

The cards I'm playing are all aces somehow

It's no wonder I'm winning.

I won't change places with anyone - what for?

I wish the whole world could see me

It would be greedy asking anything more

I'm just so happy to be me.