Better Off Alone

Welcome to the station, so here's the situation

Let me tell you how it all goes down

The girl you've been about, ya come to find out

That she's the biggest ho around

Can we take it to the bridge

And skip the part about the fridge

Where she keeps her cold heart

By a stale Pop-Tart

And all the brothers that she fucked

Are getting piled in a truck

And with a little luck

You can get your feet back on the ground

Why do I get it, then regret it

When I let it, I let it get the best of me

It's killin' me, I'm the epitome

Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone

You got a shitty boyfriend who only answers people

With the words from an Everlast song

You got screwed in the end

When he said you're just a friend

And you wonder what you're doin' wrong

Workin' seven in the mornin' at the coffee shop

Pourin' out your caffeinated heart, please don't let me start

'Cause he's at home on the couch, readin' porno like a slouch

In your really fresh house on Hollywood Boulevard

Why do I get it, then regret it

When I let it, I let it get the best of me

It's killin' me, I'm the epitome

Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone

You gotta swallow your pride before you swallow that drink

Then you follow the lines on the floor to the sink

Where you climb down the drain

And you sit and you think about everything that went wrong

Why do I get it, then regret it

When I let it, I let it get the best of me

It's killin' me, I'm the epitome

Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone

Why do I get it, then regret it

When I let it, I let it get the best of me

It's killin' me, I'm the epitome

Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone