Across The Border

Uh, uh

It was the middle of june, me and my grand mama

Had some free time, flew to panama

I was playin' the bar, sippin' a margarita

When this chick from argentina, her name armenita

She told me you could make some fast cash

You help me change my name from vasquez to your name

Take me to your domain

Trick, you must be out yo' brain

She said it's no game, my pops got tons of cocaine

And you could have some if you get me on your plane

I said here the dealie, you sound silly

Think hard, there gotta be another way to get you a green card

Hey ma, you wanna go wit' me?

I promise you, we gon' see the world

It 'id be like paradise, baby

Rosalie you don't know who I suppose to be

But whatever you wanna be? you can come go wit' me

Her last thoughts thinking i'mma get her a passport

Whatever you need ma, just ask for it

Now she lunch meat, she look at j like she home free

J, can you really get me in your country?

No lie, I can do whatever I mo' tie, so fly

Mami started offering me chochas

Certainly the way she flirt wit' me

If I get her in the us she work for free

Though she nice to me, I'm runnin' twice the g

For the right price, she could be a wife to me

hey ma, you wanna go wit' me?

I promise you, we gon' see the world

It 'id be like paradise, baby

2 -hey girl, you wanna go wit' me?

I promise you, we gon' see the world

But if you cross me, you lost me forever, baby

I got a girl out in asia, name malaysia

Who was a real bad chick that owns a bodega

She wanted me to save her and make her life greater

'cause her dad hates her and rapes her

She tried to get some paper

When you wanna leave, i'mma take ya

In fact, pack ya things, I got a crib in jamaica

Mami, mi casa a su casa

We could do the salsa so, que pasa?

She said she had money but it was all in trust funds

But I could get a lump sum if I can get her through customs

So bring the cake, we gon' swing outta state

I'mma make you dream when you awake

Yo loon, sing the break, what

In the middle of nicaragua, met a mami named talia

Weren't plain, then I caught a boat wit' this dumb dame

An immigrant, marry her, make her legitimate

Illiterate, mess wit' hud, she don't consider it

She said pa, llevame contigo

Lean dough and i'mma pay yo' peoples

This retard chick started looking at me hard

She gassed up thinkin' i'mma get her a green card

And she don't know that she ain't coming wit' me

And I don't stuck up for some hundreds of g's

And while I see her standing there lookin' around

Huddy took the money, slid outta town, what? uh?