Valerie Is Getting Married

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married

There goes any chance I ever had

And it's so sad

I'm not the man that won her hand

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married

Used to think that maybe some day she

Could be with me

But I guess that was just a dream

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married

Since I heard the news

Valerie was marrying another guy

Can't shake the blues

Every time I think about it, I just wanna die

It's just like somebody took the sun away from me

Took it away and just gave it away to that son-of-a-gun Randy

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married

There goes any chance I ever had

And it's so sad

I'm not the man that won her hand

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married

And if she says "I do," it's gonna tear my world apart

Leave me with nothing but a restraining order and a broken heart

Oh, Valerie

Valerie is getting married