Why Don't You Love Me In Real Life

I had a dream that we walked hand in hand

In the summer sun.

You were eating a popsicle and we were

Having so much fun.

We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one.

So why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams

I get to hold you in my arms.

I tried to get some in real life

But just set off your burglar alarm.

Why are you calling the cops, baby?

I don't mean you any harm.

Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?

Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?

Why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams

I get to hold you in my arms.

I tried to get some in real life

But just set off your burglar alarm.

Why are you calling 911, baby?

I don't mean you any harm.

Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?

Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?

Why don't you love me in real life?