So Many Ways To Die

Walking in front of a car

Getting hit by a shooting star

Getting too drunk on beer

Believing everything that you hear

There’s so many ways to die

So many ways to die

A nuclear spill, or a germ we can’t kill

There’s so many ways to die

Asking for directions at night

A shark or a rattlesnake bite

A bomb with a mushroom cloud

Chewing your gum too loud

There’s so many ways to die

So many ways to die

A volcano, how will we go?

There’s so many ways to die

Now listen

Scientists, preachers, and the media too

Say the end is coming for me and you

We don’t know when, it could happen today

But every last person is going away

Stabbed, beaten or shot

The Earth getting way too hot

Unprotected sex

Driving while you text

There’s so many ways to die

So many ways to die

We gotta love while we can

In this frying pan

Cause there’s so many ways die

I’ll tell you

So many ways to die

Yes there are

So many ways to die