Your New Man

Goodness me, yes, I'd agree

I was the one who ended up our history

Well, it looks like you wrote the last page to me

Your friends say you've got a new man

Girl, that's so not cool in so many ways

These were supposed to be my carefree single days

Instead I'm punching walls and coming up with ways

Ways to win you back from your new man

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Right now, he's a probably moaning your name

The thought of it is driving me insane

Got to get religion just to ease the pain

Thinking about you loving your new man

Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed?

Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead

Have you not heard a single word I've said?

No, you were busy loving your new man

Goodness garage, his name is probably Rog

He probably drives a truck and his hands are probably big

I bet he fixes things around your place when they break

If he says he likes your cooking he's a fake

Girl, please say, he doesn't tuck his shirts in, please

Please say, he doesn't wear a gold chain, please

Things were going great, I even went on a date

Then I found out about your new man

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Right now, he's a probably moaning your name

The thought of it is driving me insane

Got to get religion just to ease the pain

Thinking about you loving your new man

Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed?

Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead

Have you not heard a single word I've said?

No, you were busy loving your new man

Aw, come on

Holly around the tree that kiss was meant for me

Trust me he'll get way too drunk at your Christmas party

Your friends will laugh at first but as the night gets worst

Collectively they'll run off your new man

And who'll be standing there looking like Fred Astaire

Me, and I'll be singing

Where, oh, where have you been all fall?

While I was having a ball, certainly not with your new man

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Right now, his a probably crying your name

The thought of it is driving him insane

Got to find another just to ease the pain

Thinking about you loving your new man

Well, did you get the messages he left on your phone?

Told you that he's sorry and to please, come home

Maybe you'd of answered but were you alone?

No, you were busy loving your new man, right

You were busy loving your new man, me

You were busy loving your new man, that's right