Diane

Diane's got everything, a helicopter and a submarine

Yeah man you're just what this world needs

Diane lives in a sanctuary, she swears to Jesus she'll never marry

"Yeah man, You're everything to me"

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

Diane is everywhere pretending that she just don't care

Diane I hear you're just nineteen

Diane's a superstar; she's everything you hoped you were

Diane you're all these things to me

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

She's got everything she wants in the world, Diane

Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl

Well I'll pull you out and I'll pin you down, Diane

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane

Diane, Diane, Diane