Bad Contestant

I'm a toothache

I'm the saddest case

I'm often looking round for my next mistake

I'm your garden waste

I've left no trace

I'm only here for some hollow math debate

I'm a bad, bad contestant

I ain't much but baby I could impress you

I'm a bad, bad contestant

I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

I'm a dead end, a budget hotel

I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself

I'm a deck chair

Your cheap underwear

A bad Christian who never goes to prayer

I'm a bad, bad contestant

I ain't much but baby I could impress you

I'm a bad, bad contestant

I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

And if you want funny

I could be your jester honey

And if you want rock n roll I can stop playing my slow songs

If you want conversation I'll stay up with you all night

I'm a bad, bad contestant

I'd go home with the lowest prize on TV

A bad, bad contestant

You can find me finishing off the empties

(He's a bad, bad contestant)

I ain't much but baby I could impress you

(He's a bad, bad contestant)

(He's a bad, bad contestant)

They say the underdogs are always the best ones