The Bean Song (Which Way To Boston?)

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston

Bean Town USA

I'm just a lost

Looking for Boston

Somebody show me the way

I've dined on beans around the world

And put them to the test

And Boston has the greatest beans

To heck with all the rest

So when I crave a plate of beans

No matter where I been

I hit the road for Boston Mass to find a beanery

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston

Bean Town USA

I'm just a lost un

Looking for Boston

Somebody show me the way

They cook um to a golden brown

Serve them in a pot

And everybody forms a line

To get them while they're hot

I've heard it said they banned some books

And cut some movie scenes

But one thing I am certain of

Is they'll never ban those beans

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston

Bean Town USA

I'm just a lost un

Looking for Boston

Somebody show me the way

I met a girl from Idaho and one from Delaware

But the girl that's gonna win my heart

Cooks Boston bill of fare

I'm tired of feeding black-eyed beans

I'm sick of mustard greens

But nothing makes me feel as good

As when I'm full of beans

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston

Bean Town USA

I'm just a lost un

Looking for Boston

Somebody show me the way

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston

Bean Town USA

I'm just a lost un

Looking for Boston

I've got to go there

Spend all my dough there

Somebody show me the way