Buckle Up

Well my name is mc

I'm a badass mother

If I'm at Dunkin' Donuts

Then I'm ordering a cruller

Better vacate the premises

I'm your new nemesis

Evidentally evil

I might even take residence

When I hear hip-hop

I stop thinkin' violent ills

So much dope

My life totally looks like Silent Hill

(Hatchet-loving fools)

Ain't that fucking (rule)

More like Color Me Badd

I'm done with this fad

Got rhymes so many

I need additional storage

Hip-hop's on my cock

Like Goldilocks on porridge

Everything I drop

Gets picked up by the maid

Everything you drop

Sits on the floor for days

It's official, bitches

Mc chris give you the [?]

I'm the best rapper

Obama sent a certificate

Key to the city

I just saw every single titty size

Give these bitter bitches

Something uplifting to criticize

Mc chris will not be denied

He might just be the best rapper alive, yup

Mc chris, he fights for what's right

(His rhyme powered ride), let us all buckle up, yup

Mc chris will not be denied

He might just be the best rapper alive, yup

Mc chris, he fights for what's right

(His rhyme powered ride), let us all buckle up, yup