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you can't tell me what toys I can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops

you can't tell me which sex i can marry

its so scary the weird way that you watch

straight out of ponyville

motherfucker name twilight

don't call her belle

sweetie bell raise hell and beat you in barfight

she's unicorn

horn got the force move shit around and teleport

but she's a pony

that's a horse that will but of course cavort for sport

like spike on rarity clydesdale clarity

there's the horse that I hunger for

fluttershy got those butter thighs

bumblesweet but with a little bit of mumblecore

pinkemena is mean motherfucker

pullin pranks with rainbowdash

they don't give a fuck if your shit's fucked up

they gonna fall back and laugh

you can't tell me what toys i can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops

you can't tell me which sex i can marry

its so scary the weird way that you watch

you know the type

make you think about suicide they're so super hype

then you know that pinkie pie so freakafied

whatever sweets inside won't suffice

(beat) dash is lass with the rainbow mane

pass so fast make you lose your cool

she's a mine detector a cloud collector

when's the last time you heard a rainbow boom

everytime somebody rocks a rainbow

like R2 or lucky charms

they gotta get all aggro back in the backroom

make sure nobody doin any harm

bunch of baloney just a bunch of ponies

save that horseshit for your barn

the only danger in this manger

is finding friendship on the farm

you can't tell me what toys i can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops

you can't tell me which sex i can marry

it's so scary the weird way that you watch

don't talk smack unless they force you

if it's applejack you might taste her horseshoe

help her with the harvest if she requests it,

her heart is the part that is heavily invested

herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics,

don't panic when they stampede through the static

u heard that it's wack heard frienship is magic

better than back in the paddock

some ponies know their cutie marks

and some must crusade

some people know their role in life,

and some others must wait

I love my little pony

my little pony is great

i wish that people were ponies

then life wouldn't be lame

you can't tell me what toys i can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops

you can't tell me which sex i can marry

it's so scary the weird way that you watch