MC Chris

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On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit

No shit

I pushed the On star button a long time ago

Don't you see how late it reacted?

She only come when, she come when she wanna

I think her junk is dead, hope she's an organ donor

I think I got the basis to find my way to home base

But I'm thinking of a way if I don't see your O-face

I want your teeth clenched, face pressed in the pillows

I want your toes to curl like decomposing armadillos

But I hear you yawning while I'm all in your stuff,

I want to solve the case of the mysterious muff.

So let the curtains billow, snap the panty elastic

Get down to it before we kick it monastic

your body's fantastic, I like every part

As for the parts I can't find, I don't know where to start

There's anxiety inside of me with every performance

So shoot me up a flare and let me know your coordinates!

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit

No shit

I think were on the brink of Armageddon

it's like Freddy shreddin' when were sweatin' cause we broke the bed in

spelunking in your trunk when i made the descent

I can never get you crunk, AKA your not wet

You may not believe this "I'm no sexual genius"

I want you screamin' "Jesus," while i'm on your mons venus

understand your hood and glands like the back of my hands

am i in the ballpark or in the back of the stands

Give me a sign, but don't give me the tap

been around the block and seen the charts and the graphs

and what i gather from your laughter, it's embedded in flesh

i stir the mac n' cheese while i wheeze upon her chest

It's time the surgeons takes my word and helps me fix my flat

You got a lot I was so alone, and kinda' lost. I'm nowhere to be found

It was all for not, upon the spot, until you came around.

This is Hally, whats your damage?

OH THANK GOD! Oh thank god! my car just hit a deer and did a triple flip into some pine trees, and then rolled down the hill like forty times. I'm upside-down in a river bed and I'm being attacked by a bear and I'm drowning at the same time!!! BACK!!! BACK!!! OW!!! OW!!! IT GOT MY LEG!!! IT PEELED MY LEG OFF!!!

Just sit tight and we'll send someone right out.

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit

No shit

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit

No shit