Sidon Ithano
I'm not Qui-Gon, I'm Sidon, the star of scary stories
Greatest outlaw ever lived in the outer rim territories
You'll be very sorry, I'll pull your plug like you're Atari
Here's the deal: lose your shields, comin' aboard to party
I keep kinda quiet - you can talk to Quiggold
He's got a big old peg leg, he's a frog, and he's single
Hang at Maz Kanata's castle in the shadows, we don't mingle
We keep our ears open 'cause we're scoping for a signal
I got a blaster that I stole from Kanjiklub
Got 'em high on some really good ganja bud
Bala Tik got sick, hurled up guava guts
Now Finn needs a lift like he's Jabba Hutt
Delphidians are black with leathery skin
Midichlorians are wack, we'll never see them again
My mask is Khaleesh, made Greivous look mean
Cape's got armoured weave like Sheev Palpatine
I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
Most dangerous dude to cruise the lost clusters
I set a trap then hang back like Ghostbusters
I like to chase in the Meson, check the thrusters
Laser cannons disbandin' all manner of crop dusters
I got a crew, make 'em swab the deck for dank
Throw 'em a brew 'cause they lose what they make
Sarco Planks on the plank 'cause he ganked all the bank
Everyday makin' cake in a cape
Yes, I got a saber but it doesn't have a light
Yes, I got my haters; they're just jealous of my life
Corsair don't care, no worries, no problems
'Cause I go with the flow like Jedis on lava
Tried to find the helmet but Bazine outdid me
Put it on eBay, Kylo Ren outbid me
Looking for a laser sword, it brought me to this castle
About to check the basement when the First Order had to hassle
I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
Sith so rich, Palpatine had to peep
Made him his apprentice 'cause his menace got defeated
Yoda taught him how to fight, that's why he's hard to beat
'till his head got chopped by some mop-topped creep
Pockets filled with credits 'cause his pockets really deep
He tried to hide his paper or lightsaber batteries
So some loser aimed his cruiser at a random destination
Hyperdrive, no coordinates, an unknown location
Landed in the desert, not a forest or a meadow
On a barge called the Shrike, solar sails like Serenno
Doin' what I like, treasure huntin' in a redcoat
Some say my life's a waste but they're base like echo
One thing about pirates, they love Ponemah plunders
Bounty we are mounting, it's no wonder under thunder
Laser cannon blasting havoc, now your kin and crew are conquered
Separatists lost a ship, but now shit is bonkers
A war of pirates in the sand instead of the stars
A sandcrawler, couple speeders, a skiff and a barge
Race towards a sunken ship, me and my helmet at the helm
Can't wait to see what it will be, soon I'll be in Glee Enselm
I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano