Wednesday

Here's the kicker name is Glicker, son of Selma and Mel

My persnickety parents are my own version of hell

They're always grouchy cause I'm slouching you know I'm covered in dirt

I know they only love me but sometimes love really hurts

I didn't wanna go to camp it was disgusting and damn

But my heart stared soaring saw this Victorian vamp

They were not like the others, her and her brother

Her dour demeanor defeated me I immediately loved her

I wouldn't build a birdhouse, I wouldn't ride a horse

Allergic to archery and terrified of tennis courts

Wasn't interested in crafts unless we're talkin bout witches

f*ck Amanda Buckman and her brood of blonde bitches

They insisted I visit her hut for reading Hawking

I tried to act nonchalant, her hotness got me gawking

I worshiped and adored her, I would be her devoted slave

I would let her have her way until she put me in my grave

She's so extra cute, her face electrocutes

Aim a crossbow at your throat and that's the end of you

Not prone to teenage tantrums, she's not a dream or phantom

Her name is Wednesday Addams, this is my Wednesday Anthem

Say Wednesday's child is warmness(?) full of woe

Her feet are sweet but did you know that one has six toes

She's the unholy maggot that's always feasting on my soul

Total fan of soft rock (?)and she's completely lost control

She's pale, got pigtails and two eyes so wide

Homicide's on her mind all the time and that's fine

Dressed like someone died but I think that's just her style

She acts like she don't like me but I think that's just denial

Now I'm no longer languid, my life lost in daydream

She hated everybody before it went mainstream

Got a serious collection of serial killer trading cards

But I'd trade my whole collection for a connection with her heart

Got a message in my mail "Meet at the skeleton after dark"

Got invited to a wedding, it's not a date but it's a start

I wonder if she cares, will we kiss before we part?

Underestimated her enemy let's be sweet beneath the stars

Others glare and get a sense of ominous dread

I think she's cute I want to cuddle in her octopus bed

Other campers think they're cunning but she leaves them running scared

She'll always be my Pocahontas and I'll be her Running Bear

These teens seem prim and proper but they're rotten and they're mean

But she's Gomez Addams' daughter they ought to get in her guillotine

These privileged young adults are fault and some are kind of teens (?)

They fail to see her greatness, their lameness is whats obscene

She says she doesn't hug, her and her brother are contagious

But I somehow fell in love with this poison sipping Pagan

Must be practicing witchcraft I'm compelled by Cupid's Curse

She's frightful and delightful my heart is rightfully hers

Burnt their village to the ground, decided I wanted to stab one(?)

Parted ways and seventh grade would split us like an atom

Her hero's a witch burned in 1706, my hero's the girl I love a little witch in Winterfixed (?)

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