Braggadocio

Listen, I'll tell you that frontalot is incredible

even recommended to rock the mic like instead of a

silence, you'd have me fronting into the amplifier

point with the thumb, at which mc to admire

i got hi-res images of drum sounds that I loop

you get to listen to them and to me too

how fortunate y'all are to get to bask under my glow

the mc, humble conduit to nerdcore flow

now it's time for a little braggadocio

while I swing my arms like ralph macchio

I stand 77 feet tall, I got eight balls

and all'a'y'all are subject to my thrall

I act appalled when in receipt of less than the highest honor

some day I'll be both revered & passe like madonna

I'm all in effect, people tend to genuflect

when I enter rooms, 'cause all dopeness is subsumed

I spell the doom of the hip-hop subgenre you used to prefer

the geekish rhythm intersection

with the predilections that I've incurred

you say "word?" With a surfeit of beats I'm unlikely to run out

plus I'm so bright it's like redundant to have the sun out

one out of each ten brags is hyperbolic

it's all inconsequential, you're just here to hear my tongue frolic

pistachios ain't that great, I thought I'd mention 'em

distinctive from how awesome I am, my rhyme's venturesome

then the dumb luck of it all is I discover

other rappers already braggin'

but front's on sync, no lagging!

keep slang in files that recombinate to add weight to fat tracks

I overlaid this very vocal via gums that flap

I sap clock cycles from the sucker MCs as they struggle to parse

and yet this front's no farce!

some awesome massive aspiration stations self in my head:

to be the dopest innovation since the slicing of bread

instead of simply relying on my insistence to prove

that every twist of my tongue is another radical move.