Penny Arcade Theme

I hit the L shift-O to the quote and then dollar

If you know the dir of the nerdcore rhyme, you holla

nerd-ho! warm the mic up (yo)

we ‘bout to strike up

this band of nebbishes

who cultivate nebulous fetishes

the FPS, RPG or MMPOG,

any obsession to blather over by blog

or BBS. Step and possess, hone thy geekishness

your frame rate and frags to date both impress

and yes, your affinity for a certain site of some amusement

(a classically adorned parlor of fun where you let loose pent-

up cent pieces to partake of flicker-dramas)

gets you branded a sniper bitch or rocket mama-

humper, (oh no!) they said you're cheating

but with coins in hand you got more game than wil wheaton

when's this MC ‘bout to get funny? I'm losing patience.

wanna know how the pants contain one wang & two next stations

and a tandy hole, where he plays whack-a-mole with the toilet paper

frontalot can rock the PA song at the lowest common denominator

not as a hater of culture or lacker in class

but an expert at math

accounting how the Penny Arcade 0\\/\\/nZz j00r aZz.

(that is the way we play...)