The Omg Skit

"Oh my god..." (coughs)

"You alright?"

"Yeah..."

"Oh my god! Are you MC Frontalot?"

"Wait a minute, wait wait... aren't *you* MC Frontalot?"

"Wow... it's almost as if I have no friends to record with

Yet persist in creating a dialog hoping that stereo

Separation, uh, will mask my inadequacies."

"Yeah, almost, it's almost like that. Say, aren't you the

Rapper who was described by Spin magazine as the thinnest

And most egalitarian of the Nerdcore crop?"

"No. No, Spin magazine has never mentioned me in any

Capacity. But, wait, aren't *you* the rapper voted most

Likely to succeed by the Los Alamos Shopper Weekly in

Their 2003 round-up issue?"

"Uh, I think actually that you have me confused with...

Another rapper, uh, or possibly the same rapper, but in

An alternate universe. But, this reminds me, aren't

*you*, in fact, the only rapper, *the only* rapper, who

Has ever traveled through time to defeat cannibal

Leprechauns using only your common sense and eight

Dollars worth of twine?"

"Hardly, because, as you surely know, Gift of Gab has

Done that very thing and wrote about it in his memoirs."

"I did know that actually."

"Well, I *knew* that you knew that."

"Well, of course you did, or do."

"Exactly."