Generic Crunk Rap

Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?

I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics.

Alright, just remember it's crunk night.

In that case, I guess it won't be a problem.

This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism.

We'd like to thank Bentley, Aliz© champagne, and Sean

Jean clothing. We'd like to thank the record industry for

Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop

Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,

Superficial entertainment.

Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot

Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot

Rhyme about my clothes,

props to my hometown (Carmel Valley!)

Lyrics that say nothing - cause that's how we get down

Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk

Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk

Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way

It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say!

Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)

Generic crunk rap! (What) We don't mess around

Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)

Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)

Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)

Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (Volvo!)

Rap about how much more crunk I am than you

Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling

Chorus where I scream cause I don't know how to sing

Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's

Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties

Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics

Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit

Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)

Generic crunk rap! (What) We don't mess around

Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)

Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

Buy clothes (Get crunk) Hennesy (Get crunk)

Escalades (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)

Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Grandmaster Flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

Run-DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

But who can argue with the charts

When we're sitting at the top?

Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop

And we're making so much money

That we ain't about to stop!

Coca Cola! (Get crunk) Nike! (Get crunk)

McDonalds! (Get crunk) Disney! (Get crunk)

Fox Network! (Get crunk) Armani! (Get crunk)

Gap Clothing! (Get crunk) Mercedes! (Get crunk)

DKNY! (Get crunk) Courvoisier! (Get crunk)

Prada! (Get crunk) Wal-Mart! (Get crunk)

Chucky Cheese! (Get crunk) Ralph Lauren! (Get crunk)

G-Unit sneakers! (Get crunk) Louis Vuitton! (Get crunk)

I'm just playing Lil Jon. You know I love you.