Split Myself In Two

The man laid his hat on the table

Hung his coat up on the wall

Sat down to dinner said as soon as I am able

I'll say something nice to you all

Then he took a deck from his pocket

Spread 'em so I saw 'em all

Then he turned his back to me shuffled 'em and drew me

The card that said I never would fall

Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do

I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe

If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two

He spun 'till a ton was glistening

Turned to me and gave me a smile

He said I'm leaving now but I want what you owe me

I'll be back in a little while

That was the last time I saw him

Hope I never see him again

I know it sounds funny but I owe him some money

And I really don't want him for a friend

Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do

I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe

If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two