The Spider And The Spaceship

I don't think too clearly on matters sincerely

And matters sincerely seem cloudy at best

There's debate about the mascot for a building in the

neighborhood

And minolean chickens are growing out west

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship?

It's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean

Which one is more powerful, the spider or the

astronaut?

In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

Let's ponder this question, why did I eat peanuts?

Though pretty to look at, it tartened the sea

That beautiful peanuts are there to be eaten

May somehow not fit into nature's great scheme

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship?

It's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean

Which one is more powerful, the spider or the

astronaut?

In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

Mr. Saturday Night is a cowboy in a motorcar

With a head full of answers to criminal schemes

His daddy's in prison and his friends are all fuckers

The car drinks petroleum, Mr. S runs on beans

Which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship?

It's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean

Which one is more powerful, the spider or the

astronaut?

In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen

And which one is larger, the spider or the spaceship?

It's the question of the hour, if you know what I mean

Which one is more powerful, the spider or the

astronaut?

In the score left unsettled, it remains to be seen