Loco Weed

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up steed

In the mornin' you will get

A bale of loco weed

Now ole Jimmy Jackie was a ring tail tooter

He could shoot nine times from a colt 6 shooter

He got a wild one night and he threw his a lasso

Surrounded the whole town of El Paso

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up steed

In the mornin' you will get

A bale of loco weed

Now Jack cut his teeth on a 45 slug

His mama weaned him on a white lightin' jug

He rode upon a big a red eyed steed

A fed that horse a steady diet of them a loco weed

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up nag

I'd buy you some oats

But you ain't worth a bag

He rode into Dodge and he drank about a keg

A told Chester he was gonna break his other leg

A Chester run to the Marshall said stop that villain

Jack said you don't want none of me Mister Dillon

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up nag

I'd buy you some oats

But you ain't worth a bag

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up nag

I'd buy you some oats

But you ain't worth a bag

Mucha cha, mucha cha Tequila