Crazy Mixed Girl

She once dated a boy named Lance

Who's lies burnt a hole in his pants

He told so many stories, hard to believe

That he didn't have more tricky up in his sleeve

Now one day the girl he tortured was abloom

And she went to collect herself in his private bathroom

Where she noticed for his toothbrush there were two

Enraged, she blinked, shook her head

A mini fit she then threw

And she went to confront him, and then thought

Instead of going to give him such a shock

She should act in private, 'stead of losing all control

So there she decided, that she dipped them shits in the toilet bowl

So ladies, if theres a chance

That this two timing loser could be your Lance

L.A., New York, or anywhere theres sun

Well theres a possibility that he could be the one

Or better yet, if he goes to turn this off in a rush

I would go and get myself a new toothbrush