Talkin' To The Wrong Man

Hey daddy I've got a problem

Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride

And the way she touched my hand dad

Got this funny feeling deep inside

So I leaned over and I kissed her

Put my arms around her and then

Well she reached up and she slapped me

Said you're just like all the other men

Son you're talking to the wrong man

If you want to know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong man

I still ain't got your mama figured out

By the way son I've got a problem

I wonder could you talk with me awhile

See lately your mama she ignores me

Hardly ever gives me a little smile

So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me

The way you younger fellas comb your hair

Think I need to change my style son

Could you show me something really cool to wear

Dad you're talking to the wrong man

If you want to know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong man

Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out

So I guess we'll just go fishing

Maybe head out to that old golf course today

When our buddies ask us about women

I think I know exactly what we'll say

Boys you're talking to the wrong men

If you want to know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong men

Still ain't got them women figured out

Still ain't got them women figured out