Mr. Right

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend?

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in a black Sedan?

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass

Young teen on the scene, no future, no past

I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'

'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass

Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what

But I got a hunch it's your lady

I'm little bit country and a little bit punk

I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed

The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing

Strip clubs Bumante

Illiterate, I seen a better day

Wine and cheese, fine ladies and lemonade

Gettin' paid for rhymes like these

And I never even learned to say my ABC's

With ADD I rock the beat

Like AC/DC, please turn sheet

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend?

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in a black Sedan?

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Radio can't wait to play me

From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti

Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong

And maybe you should listen to the words in this song

Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire

Now please take a moment to admire my attire

Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks

Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots

Rolex watch but it's fake

Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain

But it's fake like your tits

And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids

The glitz in L.A. got me ready to play

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day

Every night on the strip I slip and slide

I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend?

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in a black Sedan?

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right