Mansion in the Sky

Momma prays the collar stays

And fake black leather dress-up shoes

To keep me looking clean and prude for Jesus to see us

And the snacks that we leave crushed there in the carpet below the pews

I don't need a sign

If it's fake, then that's alright with me

I guess I'll never know what's really right

I'll just keep on playing

Like all of it feels so real to me

And God's got me a mansion with the angels in heaven

I was told in Sunday school that

"God's got real big plans for you."

I hope it's true

If I can keep from the Devil's drink

My grandkids' kids will remember me

I don't need a sign

If it's fake, then that's alright with me

I guess I'll never know what's really right

I'll just keep on playing

Like all of it feels so real to me

And God's got me a mansion in the sky

And speak of my return

When Jesus resurrects all of the righteous boys and girls

And all of my stupid asshole friends that tortured me in high school will be cast in the flames

Oh god, I can't wait, yeah

And I know that God hates my yellin'

But I hope there's windows in heaven

Where I can watch them burn

Cause I don't need a sign

If it's fake, then that's alright with me

I guess I'll never know what's really right

I'll just keep on playing

Like all of it feels so real to me

And God's got me a mansion in the...

God's got me a mansion in the...

God's got me a mansion in the sky